If only grown-ups could get away with this

Playdate:  I hardly ever whine any more.

Peanut:  Dude.  You’re still pretty whiney.

Playdate:  Not really.

Peanut:  Mmm…no.  You still do whine a lot.

Playdate:  I’d say I only whine like 15% of the time.

Peanut:  Come on, dude.  You whine a lot.  Like, at least 35% of the time.

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