Keeping in mind he weighs 65 lbs

Peanut: I bet I can carry you.
Me: Oh yeah?
Peanut: I’m gonna try. (putting arms around me). Ooh, yeah. I definitely can’t pick you up. It’s basically like me trying to lift a ton of bricks.
Me: Huh.
Peanut: Yeah. You’re like five times my size. Forget about that.

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