Peanut, the Buddhist

Peanut: There’s this kid in my class who’s always a total jerk to me, but I got even with him.
D: How did you get even with him?
Peanut: He was playing this really stupid game where you had to push each other off this rock and he just slipped and fell off.
D: So, how did you get even with him?
Peanut: Karma.
D: I don’t think that’s how that works.
Peanut: It is. I Karmafied him.