Guess who ended up with pancakes…
Henny: Mommy, I hab pancakes?Me: No sweetie. I’m making waffles.Henny: Okay. I hab pancakes.Me: I’m not making pancakes. I’m making waffles.Henny: No waffles. You make a pancakes.Me: No pancakes. Waffles.Henny: Okay. Yes. You make pancakes.
He’s got the fever
Moon: My throat was scratchy all day and now my stomach hurts. Me, touching forehead: Well, you don’t have a fever, so that’s good. Henny: I hab a Biebah. Me: You have a…Bieber? Henny: Yes. I hab a Biebah. Me: You have a Bieber Fever? Henny: Yes. I hab Biebah Febah.
Oh, sorry
Laying in bed at night with Henny:Henny: Da-ee has penis?Me, shaking head yes.Henny: Peanut has penis?Me, shaking head yes.Henny: Moon has penis?Me, shaking head yes.Henny: Mahwee has tail?Me, shaking head yes.Henny: Mommy has penis?Me, shaking head no.Henny: Mommy has boob?Me, shaking head yes.Henny: Da-ee has penis?Me, shaking head yes.Henny: Mahwee has tail?Me, shaking head yes.Henny: [...]
I didn’t feenk so
Henny (aka Toddler ): I see San-a!Me: Ooh, I see Santa, too. Hi Santa!Henny: Hi San-a! San-a gon bing Henny a pesent.Me: Santa is going to bring Henny a present because Henny is such a good boy.Henny: Ess. Henny good boy.Me: Is Santa going to bring Moon a present?Henny: Ess.Me: Is Santa going to bring [...]
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